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Nobody spends that much money on fake Fabio ads
Maybe Bieber Fever is really just salmonella.
While I was bowling with my friend I made eye contact with one of the alley employees. He was busy so he had a stern look on his face and the only thing I could think was “uh oh, we’re bowling too well, he’s gonna kick us out.”
1. We were bowling like a 105
2. This is not a casino. No one gives a shit how well you bowl.
Apparently asking the grocery store cashier what brand of eggs you would recommend to cause $20,000 worth of property damage isn’t an appropriate question.
Still don’t want to live in SF